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assfcuker: ok so lemme do a short thing about virginity/ tightness of vagina. Your vagina gets...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:37:08 -0400

ok so lemme do a short thing about virginity/ tightness of vagina. Your vagina gets looser as you become more sexually aroused during intercourse. This is why when you normally put a finger in your vagina, its a lot tighter than when you put it in when you’re aroused. The myth that the vagina is tighter when you’re a virgin is caused by 2 things

1) cis men love the idea of “ruining” a woman’s body (as shown by porn) and they get some sort of sick pleasure from thinking that after having sex with a woman, she will never be the same again.

2) women are more anxious during their first time, which results in them being less sexually aroused and their vagina being more contracted.

if your have kids young enough, your vagina will literally return to it’s previous tightness. That’s how elastic it is. There is no way your vagina becomes “looser after having sex with lots of men”. that’s just slut shame-y bullshit.

Men who brag about shit like “her pussy was tight as hell for me. I ruined that pussy” are just bragging about the fact that they couldnt sexually arouse her enough for her to loosen enough. Which means they are awful at sex. They are bragging about being fucking awful at sex.

The only time your vagina becomes looser is with age and after multiple births.

Anyone who tell you differently is dumb.

update on emotional state: have a date for tomorrow, so I might be getting the D?

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:30:53 -0400

update on emotional state:

have a date for tomorrow, so I might be getting the D?

emotional state: need the D

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:21:38 -0400

emotional state: need the D

geeses: if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:20:58 -0400

geeses:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

Jay-Z's New Album 'Magna Carta Holy Grail' Due July 4; Samsung to Give Away 1 Million Copies

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:07:50 -0400

Jay-Z's New Album 'Magna Carta Holy Grail' Due July 4; Samsung to Give Away 1 Million Copies:

pussyharvest:

steviemcfly:

Samsung paid $5 for each copy. This means that three weeks before the album is out, Jay-Z has already made five million dollars. His album went platinum before it was announced. He’s not a businessman; he’s a business, man.

vispreeve: Nathan Stewart-Jarrett for Spencer Hart...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:32:44 -0400

vispreeve:

Nathan Stewart-Jarrett for Spencer Hart Spring/Summer 2014

whidavrho: I need to marry Burton Guster.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:22:38 -0400

whidavrho:

I need to marry Burton Guster.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:46:54 -0400

panasonicyouth: aintnojigga: Jay-Z, Timbaland, Swizz Beatz,...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:30:03 -0400

panasonicyouth:

aintnojigga:

Jay-Z, Timbaland, Swizz Beatz, Pharrell and Rick Rubin during the recording of Hov’a new studio album Magna Carta Holy Grail.

spoiler alert: i’ve had a crush on Swizz Beatz for years

spoiler alert: It’s still there

spoiler alert: I can’t wait for this record

acerulean: speaking of ellen it’s time we all remember the...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:24:46 -0400

acerulean:

speaking of ellen it’s time we all remember the greatest moment of the ellen show.

panfrican: WANTED for wanting Freedom.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:10:56 -0400

panfrican:

WANTED for wanting Freedom.

anarcho-queer: NY Senate Passes Bill That Makes “Annoying”...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:10:01 -0400

anarcho-queer:

NY Senate Passes Bill That Makes “Annoying” Police A Felony

The New York State Senate passed a controversial bill on Wednesday that aims to classify ‘aggravated harassment of a police officer’ as a crime, but will it give the authorities the green light for strong-arm tactics if passed?

Sponsored by Senator Joe Griffo, Bill S.2402 would make it a felony to “harass, annoy, or threaten a police officer while on duty.”

“Our system of laws is established to protect the foundations of our society,” Senator Griffo said. “Police officers who risk their lives every day in our cities and on our highways deserve every possible protection, and those who treat them with disrespect, harass them and create situations that can lead to injuries deserve to pay a price for their actions.”

Griffo said that New York police require extra safeguards because “too many people in our society have lost the respect they need to have for a police officer…. We need to make it very clear that when a police officer is performing his duty, every citizen needs to comply and that refusal to comply carries a penalty.”

The bill, which will now move to the State Assembly, would make it a crime for a person to make any type of physical action aimed at intimidating a police officer. Harassment of a police officer would be recognized as a Class E Felony, punishable by up to four years in prison.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:08:51 -0400

thefishwhoalwayssaysmyleg: maydayinwonderland: every song can be depressing if u try hard...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:08:28 -0400

thefishwhoalwayssaysmyleg:

maydayinwonderland:

every song can be depressing if u try hard enough

where do we come from?

where do we go?

where do we come from?

*tear slowly streams down face*

*whispers dramatically* cotton eye joe

"One senior member of a leading national magazine when asked how someone could pay the bills to..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:05:08 -0400

“One senior member of a leading national magazine when asked how someone could pay the bills to affording life in New York while working a full-time internship famously told us that if we couldn’t pull an unpaid internship off, then we didn’t want to succeed badly enough. When we asked how he pulled it off, he told us about how he lived in his parents’ spare apartment upstate while working his internship.”

- Unpaid internships and a culture of privilege are ruining journalism

(via satanic2chainz)

theclearlydope: Both of those looks sum up EVERYTHING about the...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:01:46 -0400

theclearlydope:

Both of those looks sum up EVERYTHING about the Amanda Bynes situation.

imwithkanye:

Maybe Don’t. These two are not impressed.

do-you-have-a-flag: knusprig-titten-hitler: One of these...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:58:59 -0400

do-you-have-a-flag:

knusprig-titten-hitler:

One of these things is not like the other.

#will graham’s house

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:53:46 -0400

Never let your parents have access to your bank account. Honestly, they’ll try to convince...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:06:10 -0400

Never let your parents have access to your bank account.

Honestly, they’ll try to convince you by saying oh I’ll deposit money in it regularly if you need it and it sounds like a great idea but no. Don’t do it. It’s not worth it, I promise.

itkindarhymeswithcoma: ~sexual frustrationnnnn~ the summer of not getting any whatsoever

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 23:03:10 -0400

itkindarhymeswithcoma:

~sexual frustrationnnnn~

the summer of not getting any whatsoever