I wanna be like a social justice themed superhero that dresses in like Mayan garb, fights with a big fucking hammer (called the hammer of justice obvi) and like shoots fucking rainbow lasers out of my hands. Also, little kids aren’t allowed to dress up as me unless they’re of Mayan descent because that would be cultural appropriation, and I’d sue any big corporation who tried to use my image to make money. Also, my main superpower would be the power of education. It’s no use to hate the white man. We only need to hate ignorance.