Me and my best friend call each other to talk about things we hate and random shitty situations
Ashley:This guy said to me the other day that he doesn't date black girls.
Me:WHAT?
Ashley:I knowww
Me:I fucking hate when people do that.
Ashley:Did I ever say I wanted to date you? No.
Me:You know what I hate? When people say "You're really different from other black people."
Ashley:AHHH I HATE THAT
Me:I WILL KILL PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT TO ME.
-commence approximately ten minutes of incomprehensible screaming-