Me and my best friend call each other to talk about things we hate and random shitty situations
| Ashley: | This guy said to me the other day that he doesn't date black girls. |
| Me: | WHAT? |
| Ashley: | I knowww |
| Me: | I fucking hate when people do that. |
| Ashley: | Did I ever say I wanted to date you? No. |
| Me: | You know what I hate? When people say "You're really different from other black people." |
| Ashley: | AHHH I HATE THAT |
| Me: | I WILL KILL PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT TO ME. | -commence approximately ten minutes of incomprehensible screaming- |
