May 2013
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thirstingaintdead:
sociolab:
Do you ever think about the fact that the US has created and legitimized a system of institutionalized inequality by funding schools through property taxes? That basically a child’s education is only as good as the value of the property in their neighborhood. Funny how education is so often viewed as an equalizing factor when there is nothing equal about it.
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There’s just something in Nigerian culture where everyone thinks its okay to give unnecessary comments about others appearance. And many times these comments are in the form of critiques and straight up insults. And you’re supposed to roll over and be okay with it, because they’re “family” and it comes from the good of their heart.
But this family almost drove me to...
Also my dad bought me some fruit so I’m taking this as a sign from god to stop eating waffles and maybe try to lose some weight
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A family friend came over and saw that I was putting in yarn twists and told me to wait for the weekend so she can do it for me. When I said I was fine and can do it myself, she informed me that I know that there’s no way that I can make these look good by myself.
Now I’m going to put in so much fucking effort to make her eat those words.
squirrel-taxedermy:
“Wanting to get run over by a train” is my only emotion when I hear white teenage boys call each other “my nigga”
sometimes extreme bloodlust as well
sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
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egg-rolls:
i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined
confusedtree:
In all seriousness Idris Elba as the 12th Doctor would be a great casting choice because he’d kill it and we’d get to find out just exactly how many anglophiles are also gigantic racists
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peroquevaina:
slay-z:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
...
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me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
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Watchomgoshitskabs:
fuckyeahfamousblackgirls:
“Sandra you owe us $79,648 and 22 cents and I want my money now”
Phylicia Rashad is the QUEEN
lemonyandbeatrice:
when white guys are like “man I wanna kiss a black girl and taste that sweet chocolate” I just wanna go oh yes I taste like chocolate I’m so glad you recognize that and mmmm I wanna taste you too. can’t wait for the taste of baking powder and oppression.
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rampaigehalseyface:
seababe:
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
Five major scandals the media isn't obsessing...
think-progress:
Are these things more important than edits to talking points? Judge for yourself.
1. Carbon pollution reaches historic highs, threatening human existence
2. The devastating impact of sequestration on kids, cancer patients and first responders.
3. Massive cuts to food stamps for the most vulnerable.
4. 1,100 workers die in a Bangladesh factory collapse, and American retailers...
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“On my show ‘Community’, a new script supervisor saw me on set and pulled me...”
– Yvette Nicole Brown, Essence Magazine (September 2012)
tr3ndyc00l:
apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
fasterfood:
half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
“Princeton University psychologist Susan Fiske took brain scans of heterosexual...”
– The Equality Illusion (via lesilencieux)
This is SO goddamn ridiculous, and also appropriate and unsurprising.
(via misandry-mermaid)
(LINK TO ARTICLE)
Officially decided to turn down the job I got.
I don’t have the strength to walk through affluent white neighborhoods and watch people cringe away from me and give me suspicious looks.
Too tired for that shit yo.
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So I got offered a job and I really want to take it because it is environment focused but
1. I have to talk to people.
2. It’s at 2 pm to 10 pm, my prime napping/drinking time.
3. I will be walking around neighborhoods for five hours.
4. I will be walking around rich white neighborhoods and I’m black.
5. I get paid based on commission.
6. I have to talk to people.
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Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me: i dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
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youmaytouchmybuttocks:
laufeystoner:
thearchangeltrickster:
nachosinthetardis:
familyfriendlyurl:
coolscar:
familyfriendlyurl:
why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.
captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman
wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this
you forgot...
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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500daysofpussy:
Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful? Jk black don’t crack
so i might not get a job this summer. this is understandable considering I’m home for a month and a few weeks, who wants to hire someone for that short period of time.
but if i’m staying home, I need something to do or I will have a breakdown. Honestly.
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